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WE ARE LOATH TO side with Barstool Sports—hell, we hate looking at their website, since there are all these naked ladies on the side banner, and god help you if some intern walks by when you land on a "Guess that ass" post, leaving you no choice but to shout, "THIS IS RESEARCH!"—however, last week presented us with a local internet feud so ass-backwards, we've got to vote in their favor ... sort of.
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THE CARR FAMILY detests all that is evil, from hacks to kids on their lawn, to politicians who sneeze into your tax dollars, to the liberal establishment, to ... kids on their lawn.
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POOR, POOR LITTLE Johnny Diaz must have gone to sleep in 1992, then woke up in this brave new world where there aren't as many video stores, and everyone gets their movies from On Demand and Netflix.
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IF YOU WEREN'T paying close attention last week, you may have picked up the Metro, and thought: Oh. My. Fuck.
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DOES EVERY REPUTABLE news source need a cranky old white guy to perform angry irrelevant rants Andy Rooney style?
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WE APPRECIATE REGULATION when it comes to spinach, peanuts, pepper and drugs, but not when the means of our information consumption is restricted for the sake of making things prettier.
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AFTER SURVIVING FIVE years at Boston Magazine (where firing editors is a semi-annual tradition) and the infamously soul-crushing newsroom at WBUR, Jon Marcus is apparently not so shell-shocked that he can't start up a new website, entitled mysecretboston.com
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UNLESS YOU LIVE in a gated community with no television (read: Portland, Ore.), you're aware that Republican Scott Brown won the Senate seat previously occupied by Ted Kennedy's
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EVERYONE KNOWS THE majority of Massachusetts voters approve of communism and butt sex,
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Ads are more vital than ever to a paper's survival, since classified ads and (hah!) subscriptions certainly ain't paying the rent.
