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Oh Cruel World!
By Dig Staff
Dear Inanimate Object or Protagonist of An Incident That Happened to Me That No One Else Can Relate To,
Hey, just wanted to say you suck or something. But hey don't change on account of me, I am just an honest worker bee going about my virtuous life while you suck. My opinion doesn't matter, as evident by this letter where I pretend I don't have one and sarcastically thank you for offending it. Honestly, don't change, for there's nothing more I love than when you do that thing that sucks and I can anonymously complain about it in a very mature, passive-aggressive fashion instead of having to sprout some nerve of my own and do something about it.
No really, please keep doing that sucky thing you keep doing.
Really, I love getting my whatever ruined by your whatever. I hope you are the victim of some graphic expletive that I'm going to spend a few hours thinking up later.




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