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To the cheap, nut-less prick whose wife reclined her seat through my kneecap on Skybus,

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How dare you ask me to contort my legs to accommodate you and your wife's disgusting public make-out session. Like I needed your fucking slobber any closer to me than it already was. And for what? So your 5-foot-3-inch wife could enjoy two inches of extra space at the expense of my knees?

I explained to you that my knees were already pressed into her seat, thanks to the whopping 29 inches of legroom on Skybus' new planes. "How can you adjust so my wife can recline her seat?" you asked. I repeated my situation, complete with the facts of the 29-inches legroom. You responded by reporting me to the flight attendant. What a big man!

I hope the extra two inches for the rest of your 90-minute flight allowed your wife to relax enough for you to screw her endlessly in a Viagra-fueled rage upon arrival.

Send your anonymous gripes and grouses to letters@weeklydig.com, or to Dig Department of Gripes, 242 E. Berkeley St., 2nd Flr., Boston, MA 02118. Crybaby.

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