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Dear Lazy Shopper,

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I'm not going to tell you again, stop throwing clothes on the floor like you were raised in a goddamn barn. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? It must be really difficult for a pampered, self-entitled bitch like yourself to hang clothes back up after you've tried them on. But if I go into one more dressing room and see clothes thrown on the floor, I'm going to flip out and tell you to shove your customer experience expectations right up your lazy ass. Just in case you thought otherwise, whenever you go into a clothing store and behave like the lazy, self-entitled asshole you are, every salesperson who encounters you wants to kick you in the fucking face. We're only being nice because we're paid to

Send your anonymous gripes and grouses to letters@weeklydig.com, or to Dig Department of Gripes, 242 E. Berkeley St., 2nd Flr., Boston, MA 02118. Crybaby.

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