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[Cruel World] OCW_1126AssRashSM

oh, cruel world!

To the skank wearing the brown tunic top as a dress,

My beef is not with you wearing what is considered a long top as a really short dress.

[Cruel World] OCW_1125LiquorGirlSM

OH, CRUEL WORLD!

Dear liquor store girl,

You were my favorite clerk. We've shared snickers over snicker-worthy customers. You never complained when I added a pack of cigarettes onto my purchase at the last minute. I've even seen you ogle the hot guys in the shop with your coworker. I do that, too! We could have been friends!


[Cruel World] OCW_1124CarCrashScammerSM

Oh, Cruel World!

Dear fuckface who I bumped into with my car,

 


[Cruel World] OCW_1123DayTrippersSM

OH, CRUEL WORLD!

Dear day-tripper,

 

Please hurry the hell up.

[Cruel World] OCW_1122HungryHungryHippoSM

oh, cruel world!

Dear motherfucker who stole my lunch,

 

Thank you so much for either tossing or devouring the entire homemade salad I left in the fridge.

[Cruel World] OCW_1121NonToxicChocSM

Dear Whole Foods,

I think you need to drink a little less of your own (organic) Kool-Aid.

It is not OK to employ a woman giving out samples of candy insisting that only her brand is "nontoxic" chocolate. It is illegal to falsely claim that your competitors (such as Hershey's) are POISIONING their customers, and kinda damn rude to imply that my mother and grandparents were suffering from Munchausen syndrome any time they baked for me.


[Cruel World] OCW_1120StinkyDreadsSM

Oh Cruel World!

Dear smelly bastard with dreads on the T,

 

You pulled your iPod out of your dingy pants to change the song, and once your grubby fingers were done clicking the scroll wheel, you looked over at the attractive brunette seated behind the pole near the doors, then over at me and grinned. I gagged a little.


[Cruel World] OCW_1119TowTruckVsBikeSM

oh, cruel world!

Dear arrogant stain in the MASSIVE TOW TRUCK,

 

I wasn't in your way when you laid on the horn and tried to run my bike and I off the road in Mission Hill.

[Cruel World] OCW_1118TrustafarianSM

Oh, Cruel World!

To the pseudo troubadour:

[Cruel World] OCW_1117MarathonFattySM

Oh, Cruel World!

 

Dear drunk douchebag,



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ROTHBURY FESTIVAL POST 2

By caballero on Sat, Jul 4, 2009 9:41 pm

The anticipation behind the opening notes of an STS9 set has to be seen to be believed. The crowd is literally bubbling with energy, mostly directing it towards keeping the entire zoo of inflatable animals afloat on the surface of an ocean of people. Set against the backdrop of Sherwood Forest, the wooded area that separates the Ranch Arena from the two bigger stages, this is the Rothbury Festival's chance to show off the expensive lights which your $280 ticket presumably helped pay for.

Rothbury Music Festival: Post 1

By caballero on Fri, Jul 3, 2009 9:40 pm

I wish I could say I saw a couple more cities on my way to Rothbury, Michigan. We—Spencer, Mills, Maysa, Keith and myself—drove from Allston to Michigan in about 17 hours, passing through Cleveland, Detroit, Lansing and a couple other places along the way. After making it through a 20-hour bus ride in Argentina a few years ago, I've learned to appreciate all the things you see along the way during a road trip that you miss on a plane.

 


Fuck Michael Jackson

By JStanton on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 5:48 pm

The guy could dance, hooked up with a couple of good producers, diddled little kids (allegedly, yeah right), and is now dead. Good riddance.


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