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To the skank wearing the brown tunic top as a dress,
My beef is not with you wearing what is considered a long top as a really short dress.
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Dear liquor store girl,
You were my favorite clerk. We've shared snickers over snicker-worthy customers. You never complained when I added a pack of cigarettes onto my purchase at the last minute. I've even seen you ogle the hot guys in the shop with your coworker. I do that, too! We could have been friends!
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Dear fuckface who I bumped into with my car,
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Dear day-tripper,
Please hurry the hell up.
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Dear motherfucker who stole my lunch,
Thank you so much for either tossing or devouring the entire homemade salad I left in the fridge.
[Cruel World] 
I think you need to drink a little less of your own (organic) Kool-Aid.
It is not OK to employ a woman giving out samples of candy insisting that only her brand is "nontoxic" chocolate. It is illegal to falsely claim that your competitors (such as Hershey's) are POISIONING their customers, and kinda damn rude to imply that my mother and grandparents were suffering from Munchausen syndrome any time they baked for me.
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Dear smelly bastard with dreads on the T,
You pulled your iPod out of your dingy pants to change the song, and once your grubby fingers were done clicking the scroll wheel, you looked over at the attractive brunette seated behind the pole near the doors, then over at me and grinned. I gagged a little.
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Dear arrogant stain in the MASSIVE TOW TRUCK,
I wasn't in your way when you laid on the horn and tried to run my bike and I off the road in Mission Hill.
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To the pseudo troubadour:
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Dear drunk douchebag,
