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Researcherz in Atlanta declard dis past flu season 2 be teh worst in 3 years, cuz da vaccine had only a 44-percent success rate. LOL. :(

A lawsuit against formr lead paint manufacturers will be webcast! A Rhode Island Supreme Court will hear 1 company's appeal of a 2006 verdict dat found it guilty of "creating a public nuisance," and ordered it 2 clean contaminashun from RI homez, a process that could cost $2 billion. U can watch the openin arguments May 15th! FUN! :)

Brush firez across the state are spreading like—well, you know—due to a dry spell and high wind speeds. Firefighters were in your brush, extinguishing your fires all weekend. In bed. :I

Rep. Peter Koutoujian announced a bill to create regulations and start a public education campaign about the dangers of cheerleading, after a Newton North graduate died last week from cheering injuries. Goooooo bill!!!1!1 :)

Sum peeps got teh dai off on Monday because hundredz of yrs ago sum guyz in tights fought da Revolushunary War, den ran teh Boston Marathon. Or somethin. We wuz 2 busy AIMing durin history clas, we wuz not rly payin attenshun. :(

Accordin 2 a Boston Globe poll, 3 of 4 residents r happeh wif Thomas Menino's performance, as he considers runnin 4 a 5th turm as Moderator ov Boston. :)

Ya, we knoe ure rly excitd bout da Pope'z mass Mass in Yankee Stadium, but da Dalai Lama's on tour, 2. The exiled Tibetan Buddhist leader's speech bout environmental responsibility drew more dan 7,000 peepz @ teh University of Michigan last week. Spiritual Leadr Tour 2008! W00T! :)

A drunk dr1vr h1t a c4r ch4uff3ur1n S4ndr4 Bull0ck, but th3 H3r4ld pr0m1s3z us "America's Sweetheart" is 0K. But Curt C0b41n's w1d0w 4nd @ s1lent f1lm st4r g1t m0r3 G00gl3 h1ts 4 th3 t3rm th4n Bull0ck. Way 2 g0, H3r4ld. W3 th0ught s0m3th1ng h4d h4pp3nd 2 M4ry P1ckf0rd! :)

Niteclub highrollers hoo buy a bottle of high-end booze an mix their own drinx @ a VIP table cud be unable 2 git the star treatment in Boston, now dat Boston Licensin Board Chairman Daniel Pokaski sezs the practice violatez state an city alcohol laws. Shit was so not cash. :)

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Last wek a cat and a skunk in West Roxbury tested positiev for rabies!!!11!!!1!!1!!! OMG WTF OMG!!1! Do you think the cat gave it 2 teh skunk??!!?!? If so, pics plz. :)

THIS WEEKZ TOT4L: :)

LAST WEEKZ TOT4L: :P