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Kurt and Lizard
Caught While Leaving the Boston Tattoo Convention at the Cyclorama in the South End
By David Day
del.ico.us
reddit!
I'M NOT SURE WHERE TO START WITH YOU GUYS.
Kurt: He's green and I'm fat, there's a good start. I'm fat by choice and he's green by ... I don't know.
Lizard: I'm green by choice and you're fat by neglect! Aren't there stairs in this city?
LIZARD, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY?
Lizard: I make extra money every time I travel. If anyone wants to smuggle anything they stand behind me in line and when everyone's distracted—whoo! Right through.
LIKE AN AMBULANCE.
Kurt: I was thinking more of a giant walking booger.
Lizard: No matter how you characterize me you can't make me worse than you. If we're walking down either side of the street, people are crossing from your side to mine.
Kurt: I'm 300 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, baby.
Lizard: You say you made a choice to be this way? I don't believe for a minute 20 years ago you were sitting around with a box of Ho Hos saying, "You know what? I'm gonna get fucking fat! That's my plan!" Now you're huge and hairy and Bigfoot wouldn't fuck you after 12 beers.
