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By David Day

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You sound like you're from another country other than the Americas, am I right?

I'm from Austria, yes ... I'm actually a member of the ASS.—the Austrian Secret Service. I shouldn't even tell you that. I don't really want to blow my cover. I'm dealing with some things I shouldn't tell you about. But it's OK.

So what does the ASS do, exactly?

It's very, very secret. It's a secret service, obviously.

Obviously.

We do stuff like, you know, ASS stuff.

Doing anything later? Going home?

Yeah, well, there might be an after party, Ashley lives over there.

'How does Austria compare to America?

The biggest difference is people in the US seem to be more clueless and nice.

Clueless and nice.

Yeah, whereas in Europe they're informed and vicious.

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