Vermin Blasting near McCain

By Dan McCarthy on Mon, Jan 7, 2008 5:47 pm

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Packed like sardines in a tin can outside City Hall in Manchester on Monday afternoon, the McCain platoon was flanked on all sides by sniper paparazzo, Tim Russert, and the righteous Mr. Vermin Supreme. For some inexplicable reason, Senator McCain passed on the opportunity to engage the only fringe candidate bold enough to challenge him to an on the spot debate. Vermin Supreme was wearing a rubber boot headdress and had an Incredible Hulk fist protruding from his pecker when he challenged the Senator.

Vermin spits venom from a shouldered bullhorn, waxing rhapsodic about how he’s the only candidate who is an organ donor, the only one who supports scientific inquiry into time-travel research, and the only one running for “Emperor of the New Millennium.”

Vermin, or the “Friendly Fascist” as he happily refers to himself, was dismissed as an annoying boot-pebble messing with the Straight-Talk Express as it goose stepped away to the next stop. Vermin did manage to give a series of filmed interviews with outlets unaware he himself is in on the joke.