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By Chris Faraone on Thu, Apr 3, 2008 7:56 am

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Not to freak out those of you who - like me - would like nothing more than to torture Mitt Romney in front of his children, but the Commonwealth's least favorite Ken doll might just be our next VP nominee. My buddy was sitting behind some staffer dick at the Celtics game last night and saw an interesting message on dude's Blackberry: an email from (former Bush White House Chief of Staff and notorious Mass. Republican) Andy Card stating that the Mittster was sure to get the nod.

According to my friend, who's not only not a liar but who is a helluva lot more trustworthy than Mitt, McCain or any other tight-vested conservative, this particular staffer replied something to the extent of: "Well than I guess I have a job for the next couple of months."

Not like anyone is going to take this post seriously, but if members of the Republican machine would like to know who the careless culprit was I can offer this: find the white guy who had floor seats at the Celtics game last night and who was there with his three kids, and you'll find your careless Blackberry user. Man do I hope that guy got in a horrible accident on the way home last night. Anyone with so little spine that they take a gig with Mitt Romney really shouldn't have a chance to bring three kids into the world. Little mini Republican scumbags!

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Mitt Romney

Gee Chris, you endorsed torture, hate speech, lying, and forced abortion in three paragraphs! Your true liberal. God Bless, Buzzy.

Submitted by Buzzymuzzwelle on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 10:12am.

Mitt

We should be so lucky to get Gov. Romney as VP ( no chance the libs will win). Mitt will make the ticket much more palatable.

Submitted by palidin on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 1:57pm.

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Gee Chris, this white guy just had front row tickets to the wizards game. The guy who parked my car was black. The lady who took my tickets was black. the lady who escorted us to our seats was black. the majority of the team was black.The majority of the coaching staff was black. the majority of those in V.I.P.seats were black. The lady who served my beer and called me "sweet heart"was black. The young man who played the "Star Spangled Banner" on harmonica was black. my 8yr. old son asked me for a harmonica for Easter. All he could talk about on the trip home was how great the night was, and how he thought that "that guy who played the Star Spangled Banner was the greatest. We had a fabulous night and every one went home with a paycheck. Also every person behaved as ladies and gentlemen.It had nothing to do with hatred or colour or politics. If you got out more you wouldn't be so angry. God Bless, Buzzy

Submitted by Buzzymuzzwelle on Sat, 04/05/2008 - 1:50am.

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