DOUG REINHARDT

Will hype your room

By CARRIGAN DENNY-BROWN

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Doug Reinhardt is an über-hunk, and drama follows wherever he goes like night follows day. No wonder producers of The Hills asked him to join the cast of the reality show, to add something to the Heidi-LC piddle that was still being peddled two seasons after their notorious confrontation. I called him on a Friday night, but his car was too full of women's voices for me to hear him properly. He said he would call me back, but didn't. Just as the paper was going to press, he called and he totally fell in love with me. If he pisses me off again though, I'll sell his mobile number on Craigslist, I swear ...

GLAD I REACHED YOU! WE WERE JUST PUTTING THE PAPER TO BED ...

Yeah, glad I could come to bed with you [laughs].

ARE YOU A FREE AGENT NOW?

Yeah, I'm not with the Orioles anymore.

AND YOU'RE NOT DATING THAT SLUT LC?

[laughs] No, we're not dating anymore. We broke up. That was on The Hills. The only girl in my life right now is my dog, Gertrude, an English bulldog.

DO THEY TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY IN THE HILLS?

[laughs] Yeah. But it's totally real [laughs].

WHAT IS FUN FACTER?

It's a ringtone company I started when I was 19. I got the idea from a Snapple cap fact. A friend and I were like, what if we made custom ringtones, games, fun facts, horoscopes and stuff that you could get texted to you.

BUT WHY IS IT SPELLED "FACTER" AND NOT "FACTOR"? "FACTER" ISN'T A WORD.

Oh you know, like for fun.

LIKE HOW RAP STARS SPELL STUFF WRONG?

Yeah.

WHAT IS DOUG REINHARDT'S DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY?

What color shirt I should wear.

SO YOU'RE COMING TO THE ESTATE IN BOSTON. HOW WILL YOU "HYPE THE ROOM"?

Well, I'll get on the mic, dedicate some songs to some girls. You know, you just have a good time. We were in Atlantic City this weekend, it was a great time.

AND YOU'RE VERY GOOD LOOKING. THAT HELPS. WHAT IS YOUR HERITAGE?

Thanks. My parents are good-looking folks. I guess I'm German, Italian and Scandinavian.

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE GERMAN?

Ah, no.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NON-GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE?

What? ... Sorry, I can't really hear you. [Hangs up]

DOUG REINHARDT

WITH DJ SL

SATURDAY 10.25.08

THE ESTATE

ONE BOYLSTON PLACE

BOSTON

617.351.7000

9PM/21+/$20

THEESTATEBOSTON.COM